TOPEKA!!!!

I HATE YOU!

Kevin, I choose you.

what is going on?

Arthur WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! if KU has the championship stripped from us because you cheated in high school you'll surpass roy williams in the run for the most hated person to ever be part of the KU basketball porgram

To the cute blonde in the purple shirt who was walking around my apt. complex tonight around 8:30. Say hi to me next time!

they won't, they can't, he was ncaa-approved before he came to ku. now stop freaking people out and go get drunk.

Would they really take away our National Title? This CAN'T be happening!!!!! Please tell me it isn't true!!!!!

alright sexy, get back to work. just one more paper...

Everybody @ the Jayhawk bookstore needs to go away. You and your SUVs are in my personal space.

sarah jessica parker is so ugly she didnt even need a prosthetic mole to be a witch on hocus pocus!

If I don't get a B in psych 104 someone is going to be shanked....

I love today.. I'm an RA and I can finally wash my hands of bitch residents i had to pretend to like during the year!!

I'm so glad that I'm done living with my smelly ass roommate...for serious though, girl has some rank breath.

phuck fysics

I'm a horrible person i cheated on my gf with my ex and then let her walk back to her room in the dress shirt and boxers my gf bought me i guess its ok thought she got a new shirt and a skirt out of it

I, too, am in love with someone Ive never met. But I'm pretty sure if we were just introduced, we would hit it off in a big way.

"FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

Hello Summer break

I just realized how amazing people are in Lawrence. A RANDOM girl and I sprinted in the boys bathroom at the ranch to pee and watched out for eachother. The later a girl let me sit in her car in the parking lot and we chatted about our problems. <3

Fuck you guys. Just because Sarah Jessica Parker isn't a cookie cutter beautiful girl doesn't mean she's not gorgeous. You want an ugly famous person? Madonna. BOOYAH fuck you.

I think I'm in love with someone I've never met.

Trust me, NEVER date a girl that watches that show!

I believe Brian the dog on Family Guy said it best when referring to 'Sex & the City' as being about several hookers and their mom.

I think she in unconventionally gorgeous. With great shoes.

Sarah Jessica Parker has more fashion sense in her pinkie toe than you have. I can guarantee that.

THANK YOU, she looks like a foot

sarah jessica parker IS the ugliest bitch alive...i have a scientific formula to prove it!

I should have so dropped anatomy, that GPA fucker upper. I either get an F or a D, and it fucks up my gpa any way it goes

fuck everybody!